Straight Eye for a Queer Guy
Wardrobe Tips

Racing suits and hair standing up is good!

Fanny pack emphasize how secure you are with your masculinity

Do not wear jewelry, instead hold trophies

Don't shave arm pits

Practice looking mean

Interrupt parades on Pacific Coast Highway with muscular physique

Only wear leather pants or leather jacket if you are riding one of your two rice rockets

Make sure hot women wear your company attire