Straight Eye for a Queer Guy
Wardrobe Tips


Racing suits and hair standing up is good!


Fanny pack emphasize how secure you are with your masculinity


Do not wear jewelry, instead hold trophies


Don't shave arm pits


Practice looking mean


Interrupt parades on Pacific Coast Highway with muscular physique


Only wear leather pants or leather jacket if you are riding one of your two rice rockets


Make sure hot women wear your company attire