(note: Pulp Store is
currently closed, but this is what page looked like)
Pulp Racing Gear
ORDER NOW FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
Be the first on your block to get the official Pulp Racing Shirt
Hey, you like the free stories on this website? Do you get hours of inexpensive, "quiet time" reading about the wacky adventures on this website? Do you want this site to continue to update you with entertaining stories? THEN BUY A T-SHIRT FROM ME SO I CAN STAY IN BUSINESS. These 100% Hanes Beefy T-Shirts are available for $20 (includes shipping, handling, packaging, and labor).
Here's the rear view
Colors available are natural (kinda like a light tan), and black. Black is good if you wear it to the track and you end up working on your car and getting grease all over your shirt. The natural is more for everyday use, dinner parties, hot dates, etc. The colors should not fade very much, as I took them to the best T-Shirt Silkscreening Company I could find. These are Hanes Beefy T-Shirts, not that cheap ultra thin T-Shirts you get from other manufacturers.
Also comes in Black. Here's the front.
Here's the rear view of the black shirts
Coming soon will be coffee mugs, etc.
HEY WELLS FARGO BANK AND AMERICAN EXPRESS!
Below is my Pricing info/Customer Service Policy info. Can you now please process my Merchant Card order, so I can start taking mass quantities of orders over the Internet? You are holding up my business!
Pricing: 20 Bucks. Includes
shipping, handling, tariffs, duties, etc. If you are in
California, is it $20 + $1.70 for tax, so $21.70. Yes, this is a
legitimate business, and the California wants their tax dollars from me. Don't forget to tell me if
you want Black or Natural color. Comes in Medium, Large, Extra
Large, And Extra-Extra Large ( costs $2 more for you big guys)
Customer Service Policy Information: 100% Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed. This is a high quality shirt, printed by a high quality T-Shirt company, and imprinted with a high quality brand. If you ain't happy, ship it back to me, and you get your money back.
NOTE: As of around January
2008, Pulp Store is
currently closed for uh....let's say remodeling. Maybe it will re-open in
Questions? Email firstname.lastname@example.org